I thought it was generally believed that the first leg of the exodus started from Pi-Rameses to Sukkot in the eastern delta. Memphis is to the south, at the delta’s mouth.

Replacing your top guy with a total amateur is now the thing that America does with its most important jobs.

First Take a Bunch of Painkillers

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

Something something chardonnay

Actually the tax cut would be something like $135,000 a year for the top 0.1%

Wine is supposed to be drank out of a bag that’s ripped from a box, then passed around in a circle and shared.. “That’s Franzia, The Socialist’s Wine.”

Beast a la Mode.

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

That’s what a shark gets for not unionizing.

No douche. Repping team gear (that just happpens to make you look homeless) when you know the media is trying to figure out your job status is hilarious.

Great stat. Didn’t need one to convince me he was MVP but damn...

I was three paragraphs in before I realized that the answer to “How to punch a puncher” was not “join a union.”

Louisville pulled out late

I assume it’s something more along the lines of “CEO’s have an important role in an organization, but are not worth 200x the average employees salary”.

here let me remind you of something wonderful in these trying times:

Have you seen a typical 50-something suburban white dude’s Facebook feed?

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler