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Heathcliff Slocumb was definitely a guy

Reference: My dad is 6'7" and played college ball. At about age 53 I forced to him try to dunk. He was barely able to touch the ball to the front of the rim, and called it a day after one try.

Anyone smart enough to read Twitter metadata and figure out where he sent this tweet from??

A friend tells a story about running into Marshawn outside of a club in SF back in 2013 or 2014 when he was still playing for Seattle. Supposedly my friend, a Seattle guy, yelled “Go Seahawks” at Marshawn and he yelled back “Go Raiders”

Is the Coliseum obligated to host Raiders games for the next two years?

South Carolina’s a 7 seed

Just wanted to let whatever analytics guy at Deadspin tracking the number of clicks by post that I clicked on the LaVar Ball content by accident and immediately hated myself.

RB Eddie Lacy visited Sea (his new team), Minn and GB in the last wk. For one of the three teams Lacy weighed 267. Listed last year at 234.

I always associate Browns QB busts with a 1st rounder, so this story is a nice change of pace

The third was White Chocolate

Argument for Paul Allen:

During Robert Swift’s rookie year with the Sonics, I scotch-taped a printout of his face to an inside-out Miami Dolphins shirt and wrote in sharpie “Robert Swift for President” then mailed it to him.

“Blair missed the kick”

That’s Seattle Prep letterman, alright. Hail to thee, our fighting Panthers!

What’s your stance on aliens?