A few years ago one of my cousins married a girl from Nashville. The night before the wedding - after driving around past old plantations all day - we go out for drinks on Broadway, and my only takeaway was that the women there were a perfect analogy to the city, the south, and frankly, the entire country: blonde…

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

You’re a fucking tool, bro.  

Somebody's white uncle would like you to know it was Hillary, sir.

All these articles about Foles loving Bulletproof Coffee and no reporting on whether it contributing to his shlong being so big? Disappointing!

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

I believe it’s called acid and you buy it in little squares of paper.

“Aww, my nuts are texting.”

Consisting of one 500,000$ bill.

That dude from the Buffalo WYTS who thinks a buffalo tender sub is the pinnacle of food is trying to dox you as we speak

University of American Somoa.

You take that back, GEN CON has been in Indy since 2003!

I was going to guess 5 Kobes

These ideas are all mad genius, but I have to go with taking the Lakers name.

Pope Thrower for Public Editor

Please don’t soil the good name of Donkey Doug with your bad takes.

That’s gotta be humiliating to look that dumb in front of hundreds of people.

As usual, it was Whitlock smelling his own farts.

Bold.

“How much you wanna make a bet I can move this team over them mountains?” - Uncle Mark