I accidentally your Wikipedia copypasta.

I’ll mark you down for a 2 on that one.

The World Series of Poker, the favorite sporting event of ...

Wait, so you’re saying that if a guy misses a ball, he can then steal for the cycle, and it’s LEGAL?!

Also “berk”. Has Ray Ratto been hollowed out and is now being piloted by a 1970s era working class Brit?

What color was her skin? Asking for a racist.

Should they extend the netting to keep these people out of the stadiums?

That’s a lot of words to say that you don’t know how to look at pictures.

I’m pretty sure a third-place, South American, soccer match is the last place the president will show up.

I would like to announce that I too have signed with the Lakers.

“If Mackenzie Were Alive Today, I’d Like To Think She’d Be A Stoolie” - by Dave Portnoy

I’m Pleased to announce the amazing Megan Rapone is coming to White Horse to talk about how much the gays like me. Lowest unemployment for the gays ever!

I enjoy walking with all of the music in recorded history available to listen to. I can't imagine doing it like this guy, having nothing at his disposal but the first three Rolling Stones albums.

Or the Madlib theory when they [verb] a bunch of [plural noun] all [preposition] a [place.]

Or the MadBum Theory, where they give up home runs into large bodies of water and get butthurt about it.

I’d prefer if they tried the Radman Theory, meaning the entire franchise would ollie off a cliff. 

He absolutely looks like a guy who could direct you to the hammock district.

I was just thinking that he looks like if Zuckerberg went full-on Hank Scorpio.

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports

Not sure if it’s the most efficient way to invest in sorely needed U.S. infastructure, but glad the Lakers are doing their part in laying pipe from Cleveland to Los Angeles.