BTW, did you hear Angelique Kidjo’s full album cover of _Remain in Light_ last year? Fucking incredible.

Quantum fetish dynamics: any idea, image, or activity expressed on the Internet is automatically somebody’s sex thing.  See also “sexy action-at-a-distance”.

Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

Giants fan here. You’ll have to rip him from my cold, dead hands. 

ADIOS PELOTA!

Joe Morgan was very butt.  That said, Jon Miller was and is one of the best play by play guys in baseball and I wish he still did national games.

I had no idea that Troy Aikman has a CDL.

OK, but Jon Miller is a goddamn national treasure, and I will personally track down and slap anyone who says otherwise.

Joe Morgan is a dumb-dumb when it comes to sabermetrics but he was OK in the booth: Good-natured, extremely knowledgable about the mechanics of the game (especially hitting), and has a nice voice to listen to.

Agreed, but Jon Miller is a national treasure and it sucks that Giants fans get him all to themselves.

“I haven’t seen a collection of slippery runs like that since Attila the Hun ate a gunnysack full of santa fe chalupas, babe. Chachi chachi chachi.”

Too bad you couldn’t work Marge Schott and Pete Rose into the comment, then you’d have the Mt. Rushmore of horrible Reds.

Pope Thrower for Jets GM

Was the “power struggle” a staring contest?

As an Oregonian, you missed about 395 different types of rain. Much like the Inuit have 500 words for snow, Oregonians (and to a lesser extent Washingtonians) have 400+ different types of feeling depressed to describe the exact nature of the rain and the grey sky. It’s a cold soaking mist coming from a slate gray…

Please Excuse My Dumb Algebra Story

Agreed—cargo pants are the only way to go when traveling by air. I can stash all my items in the various pockets, and then, when I get to security, I just take off my pants and put everything through the metal detector in one neat package!

Who has better vacation ideas than AAA? According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook, no one.

It’s kind of hard to run while inhaling old man farts