The only way to stop a bad guy with a bicycle is a good guy with a bicycle.

Been saying this all year, but ... I will stop being afraid of the Cavs only when they are eliminated from the playoffs. I don’t care where they’re seeded. They have the best player on Earth, and he knows how to ramp it up for the post-season.

He should sue for recision based on lack of capacity. Taking out a loan at 8% to buy a PSL proves he has no business being involved in any financial transaction.

If ever there were a time for the “Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man” meme.

Hey 49er fans who weren’t driving down to Santa Clara to die of sun stroke in Levi Stadium: What if we sign a busted version of a player you have hated for seven years?

My inner niner fan rn:

I still enjoy Lonzo Ball being butt because I am petty and simple minded.

That’s some straight up featherless biped shaming.

As a 49er fan living in Seahawks country, I will always dislike Sherman.

call me a hater all you want. This is my favorite moment of his career.

“Are you enjoying the game, Clarice?”

common mistake, that’s actually rancho cucamonga.

Man, I’d hate to see how many words you pound out when you’re enthusiastic about jumping into something!

The saddest and funniest parts of a joke are too often easily confused.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

“Process? We takin bout process? Process? Not a game. We talking bout process. We talkin bout process.”

Just trying to move the payload is all

I feel like “meldown” is a noun, while the verb form should be separate words. “Timberwolves had a Collective Meltdown” vs “Timberwolves Collectively Melt Down.”