My biggest disappointment today is that “easportssucksass@yahoo.com” is NOT “eatsportsandsuckass@yahoo.com” and that his .sig wasn’t “I came here to eat sports and suck ass and I’M ALL OUT OF SPORTS!” Well, at least I got a new domain to register...

Avoid that Ted Thompson pic as well, friendo.

Oh, The places You Won’t Go!

I hear there are good people on both sides.

The _filthiest_ of involuntary chuckles.

In theory sure, but I’m self-employed.

+1 voltarator.

Yah, but each would have half a slipper in their guts. Think before you post.

It’s called an LZ.

I believe that Mottainai is, first and foremost, a 2-player game that you can kit bash to add a 3rd and 4th player. GtR plays 2-5 right out of the box (I have the original clamshell edition and it plays 6 easily). The basic mechanics are mostly the same between the two games.

White enough to run the Spokane NAACP.

7/20/16, never forget.

Where’s that danged “Warriors blew a 3-1 lead” guy at?

“PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS”

“ATTEMPTED TO DISLODGE A DILDO FROM HIS ANUS USING A LETTER OPENER”

...but it doesn’t take that much imagination to see how everyone taking what they want off the internet for free has stifled job creation and skill-based innovation...

One-time “WeHo” resident here; the Sheriff’s department has a long history of antagonism towards and abuse of LGBTQ peoples, despite West Hollywood being defacto “Castro South.” It may be that a rich man is flexing to keep his name away from this story, or it may just be run-of-the-mill “Who cares?” on the part of the…

We’re not doing Roblox Death Sound Effect no more?

...then this fuckin’ guy sits down next to around you, like all the way around you. 

*in all actuality, this is just an intern with a couple of back issues of Pro Football Weekly Oui .