WKAE UP SHEEPLE

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“...insist the park be renamed to honor Mays while the Great One is around to enjoy it.”

Aw, take it to the pickle list ya hater.

As a Giants fan, I hear you, BUT; the Yankees must lose. I’d be satisfied if Kim Jong-Il stormed the field and defeated them single-handedly; if he’s not available (Kushner didn’t come through with the visa after that seminar), the Dodgers’ll do.

I don’t want to be corny or nutty, but what kind of stool?

Eh, he’s gross, but is he President-of-the-Unites-States-gross?

I get it; it looks like someone is rooting for the Sixers, but that’s absurd!

“Megyn Kelly Today Only”

It frikkin ships itself!

“Split-finger fastball” if I’m bragging; “spitball” if I’m being honest with myself.

That is top snark my man.

If you or someone you know is a bad-quarterback-enabler, you may be entitled to compensation.

+1 Uh-oh!

Could I save some bowels by alerting people to avoid the nachos at Denny’s? Maybe, but then I’d publicly expose myself as someone who, midday and perfectly sober, ordered the nachos at Denny’s.

stick

Nicks fan, eh?

Love me some funnyman Tom Arnold! Still waiting for The Stupids gritty reboot!

Holmes And Yoyo or GTFO.

There are good people on both sides.