Too soon.

+1...??

if ((your_age / 2) + 7) > (crush_age) dont_frikken_do_it_man

#NotAllCitiesAreRacistOrAllCitiesAreRacistImNotSureWhereMyTakeHasTakenMe

*shameitude

+1 yeast infection, I presume.

Counterpoint: Hell consists solely of television.

Hang on, rushing out to get a dozen million burner accounts so I can spend the rest of my life starring this comment.

You’re transposing cause and effect, you career-ruining son of a bitch.

This take is only 50% correct, but that 50% is 100% correct.

That’s funny, my first thought was “Who’re the Giant’s playing today?”

Oxford comma or nah?

Too soon.

Now you have two unicorn; unicorn always win.

But now you have two LeBron; LeBron always win.

They’re good soda machines, Bront.

“Nice travel!” - lowlight truthers

I know this marks me as an indefensible home, but got-dang, John Miller (announcer) is just the best. Much love to Buster, my daughter is “shivered” that her idol got pinged!

It’s a good city, Brant.

Hard-g, please.