congresslemonparty
congressional lemon party
congresslemonparty

As my grandmother would say “THAT BOY HAVE NO HOME TRAININ’”

So amazing. Thanks for the memories. How does 1994 look like so long ago?

A 42 million dollar monument to how we “looked at the long term future of humanity and the planet” instead investing 42 million into humanity and the planet! Of course!

*dies*

It really is the socks, isn’t it? I laughed so hard.

Is it wrong I laughed really loudly at that?

I feel so bad for laughing.

IDK, that little one in the front seems to have his runway pose game DOWN.

I’m really happy I’m not the only monster out there who thought this

This was mean, slightly stereotypical and hilarious all at once.

Can you imagine if they found pink glitter in the house or girl socks or a vibrator. It would be Sherlock Holmes mixed with lord of the rings to solve that mystery.

Yet, they had no problem making these cakes!*

You mean ****ercream birthday cakes.

I don’t for a second believe that a 17 year old and his friends didn’t know what cum meant.

I have dry sensitive skin and forever used Neutrogena alcohol free toner for which my esthetician gave me side eye. On days I wear makeup (very little), I use a baby wipe AND wash my face with Cerave gentle cleanser THEN use a cotton ball with the toner after and STILL have make up residue coming off....I think the