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Also, wages that keep up with inflation (most ppl I know with kids: 2 parents, 2 jobs, and are flat broke.

Alleged Child Molester, but confirmed piece of shit, Still Refuses to Concede Alabama Special Election

Kayla Moore will take two, please (she and Roy are entertaining their  Jew lawyer).

Copy: “Vibrant mix of cranbcherry, pomegranate, and citrus.”

My savior is a Jewish Carpenter!

because you will not [see] one on the show.

Look what you made me do🐍🐍🐍

those are Bama Bangs

she’s had...a lot of work (and weird makeup):

this is sound advice: “So I told her she should see a psychiatrist. I said, ‘It’ll take you two years to get over it if you see an analyst and five years if you don’t.’ ” 

20 years ago in a Walmart in Alabama my mother fell and broke her leg while trying to protect my younger sister from a falling display of rooftop/attic wind turbines that were stacked very high. Weeks out of work, med bills, physical therapy, etc. She lost the lawsuit against Walmart.

20 years ago in a Walmart in Alabama my mother fell and broke her leg while trying to protect my younger sister from a falling display of rooftop/attic wind turbines that were stacked very high. Weeks out of work, med bills, physical therapy, etc. not to mention two small kids at home to deal with while on crutches.

Also, Margo, full grown adult woman, chose not to give up her status/access to the throne to marry the man she supposedly loved. History shows that she could have kept her title and most other attributes of her status save for access to the throne and she chose not to marry anyway.

oh god, I have a friend who has a real job making good $ and said she was going to start selling these clothes (it was gonna cost $6k up front and she was gonna convert a room in her house to do it). the other problem is that so many ppl are selling this crap on FB that the competition to sell to your friends/fam is

yeah, this all makes so much sense: ever since my sister became a Jehova’s Witness, she started shilling Mary Kay, then Young Living, anti-vax, anti-science/medicine....so weird. Oh and she’s broke and makes nothing from “selling” these products.

This TSwift lyric would be better if “forts” was “farts”: “I’m laughing with my lover, making forts under covers.”

This TSwift lyric would be better if “forts” was “farts”: “I’m laughing with my lover, making forts under covers.”