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I lived in a small house (trailer) 2 adults (mom & dad), 2 kids (girls), 2 dogs - I can assure you no body was checking the trash for this in our home...

This was also a WTF moment: “It was scary in Louisiana, because the police put you in the bayou in a brick of cement and nobody finds you,” 

“faking her way through her period by putting squirrel blood on a Kotex pad”

“it’s nice to know Dream’s life will be a little less chaotic”

Mandinka

I bet his text said she had a real pretty mouth

aspiring writer named George: I’ll write the movie!

She gets hit multiple times in the head with a hammer and a little finger bite and he’s all “I’m done” - men have no threshold for pain LOL

FYI Kendall is the model, Kylie sells makeup

You’re a 36 year old woman with a bad bleach job - no longer a “girl” as you proclaim throughout the article.

If she couldn’t talk him out of that hat there’s no way she was going to be able to convert him to Scientology

HELP these stranded animals #houstonflood instagram.com/p/BYXGTZjg9hY/

I hate when people use this to justify the misfortune in their lives, rather than take actions to improve their situations, they’re all #thoughtsandprayers and not much else...