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I used cheap white face paint since using actual cold cream would not last the night

if the NCGA hands the election to McCrory, all the other state results should come into question

Except that McCrory wants to hold out until the Republican Legislature can hand him the election

third times a charm!

This very similar scenario occurred last Saturday at the local mall in Raleigh, NC: loud noise thought to be gun shots sent everyone into mass hysteria (causing trampling injuries) - so far there is no evidence of gun shots/damage and no one seems to know what happened. Lots of “eyewitness accounts” of great disparity.

capitalism

I have seen this a lot: the parents who got lots of help/support/$ from their parents are not paying it forward to their adult kids...

This morning my mom went to pick fresh green beans at the garden of someone with whom she goes to church.

steam melts the polyester

Local news review reeks of sexism:

Someone I know who has lived in Singapore the past few years and travelled extensively around Asia provided their account:

“He has always paid women what they’re worth and paid them comparably.” - all his wives/mistresses

just going to jam up the washing machine when you forget it’s on the towel

“Larry’s way too fucking good for a miserable, self-injurious, toffee-nosed, country-ruining, pig fucking failure like David Cameron.”

you can be sure that if a conservative and/or religious person is harping on about banning something, they are almost certainly partaking in that activity at deviant levels.

Tunechi needs to put down tha sizzurp