so pony up and buy yourself a business class/1st class ticket. as a petite person, my hell is the huge person next to me taking up all their space and half of mine.

travelling is cargo is dangerous and stressful for animals. there should be planes or at least sections designated for pets and more importantly planes/sections for people with kids/babies (because i’m highly allergic to them).

I hope you all choke on your airplane peanuts

This is what happens when you lead with your ass

is like when people who are going about their day minding their own business are always “in the wrong place at the wrong time” when something bad happens to them.

so nice i used it twice

Make America Great Again by monetizing it LOL

remember kids: “crack is wack”

looks like she is going through a “crack is wack” phase to me...

he nearly did

LOL - if only my obit mentions the hamburger helper suppers i’ve made over any other life achievements...

or news headlines: “Mother attacked/robbed/killed/raped” rather than “Woman attacked/robbed/killed/raped” as if the mother qualifier somehow makes the attack more significant than if it was just a woman. Rarely do you see “father” qualifier if a man is involved.

Richie Rich hair!

yeah, Atticus as Buffalo Bill

Blondi has a Hitler ‘stache on her tongue!

Blondi was a bitch

no they aren’t

those people who potentially lost tips should be concerned they work with someone who sexually harasses customers that affects their tip earning potential.

That he shares with his sister?

someone should tell Kendall there is a cream for that itch she appears to have...