The biggest WTF about the story is that they had all the other preparations done right, but only had one phone for communication. If they’d invested as much effort into their electronics as their food supply, they’d have been rescued within hours of their accident.

My assumption is that calling it “Season #2" In the announcement means the prank or vandalism will be poop-based.

Revenge. In all the footage of the party you can see Ming in the background being goaded into drinking more and more, eventually you see if him stumbling around looking increasingly drunk and dishevelled. He loses his shirt at one point and then disappears. It’s also around the time Peter and Sam lose track of the…

And the action portion of the game’s site is pretty innocent, too. It doesn’t mention any direct action against pipelines. It does tell users to learn more about different pipeline battles like the Dakota Access or Keystone XL. It also encourages divestment from banks that fund such projects. Nowhere do the words…

This is a massive corporation, Luke. You should know better by now.

I dont think they have much to worry about for PUBG. Its a completely different market then they are after.

I just finished the 1st season and couldn’t believe how hilarious it turned it out to be.

Spoiler:
Dylan intentionally not putting the hair on the balls on the driveway, and then trying to use that as evidence as to why it couldn’t be him was one of my favorite jokes in the entire show

Endangered tells the story of the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey’s biggest fan, filmmaker Xi Zhinong. He created a documentary about the monkeys, and saved a swatch of their habitat from logging after sending a litter to the Chinese government.

You guys hear the Dotards administration is taking the ability to sue away from consumers? You guys know whats next right? We take CEO’s like twitter’s here, and we rip their fucking heads off in public. You don’t want us to sue? Thats fine, we will just fucking kill you.

PICK A SLOGAN ALREADY!

Ahch-To

I don’t know the answer, but I do know for a fact that you fucking nailed it.

Shortly after getting a launch Xbox One, I hooked up our cable to the Xbox and set it so turning on the Xbox would turn on the TV (and cable). I still remember all the mornings hearing my wife repeat, over and over, “Xbox On.... Xbox...ON....... XBOX.....ON.... XBOX ON....” and then hearing my toddler mimicking right…

Spoiler Alert: You can dislike something you’ve owned.

The big question is what colour would the Cornetto be?

Good, see you in hell.

Yarp.

Hot Fuzz needs the sequel, not Shaun of the Dead. Hot Fuzz.

A good alternative is an aluminum metal whistle.