The biggest WTF about the story is that they had all the other preparations done right, but only had one phone for communication. If they’d invested as much effort into their electronics as their food supply, they’d have been rescued within hours of their accident.

My assumption is that calling it “Season #2" In the announcement means the prank or vandalism will be poop-based.

Revenge. In all the footage of the party you can see Ming in the background being goaded into drinking more and more, eventually you see if him stumbling around looking increasingly drunk and dishevelled. He loses his shirt at one point and then disappears. It’s also around the time Peter and Sam lose track of the…

This is a massive corporation, Luke. You should know better by now.

I dont think they have much to worry about for PUBG. Its a completely different market then they are after.

I just finished the 1st season and couldn’t believe how hilarious it turned it out to be.

Spoiler:
Dylan intentionally not putting the hair on the balls on the driveway, and then trying to use that as evidence as to why it couldn’t be him was one of my favorite jokes in the entire show

I don’t know the answer, but I do know for a fact that you fucking nailed it.

Shortly after getting a launch Xbox One, I hooked up our cable to the Xbox and set it so turning on the Xbox would turn on the TV (and cable). I still remember all the mornings hearing my wife repeat, over and over, “Xbox On.... Xbox...ON....... XBOX.....ON.... XBOX ON....” and then hearing my toddler mimicking right…

Spoiler Alert: You can dislike something you’ve owned.

Good, see you in hell.

A good alternative is an aluminum metal whistle.

This one right?

See also: every single TWD character.

It’s one of Teddy’s costume options for Bob on the “Full Bars” ep. Oversized T-Shirt with an image of the monster sporting sunglasses. I’ve asked for a reasonable facsimile for the past 3 Halloweens. Maybe I’m not understanding what makes Cher-iff more of a thing than that.

Next Generation: Hold my pumpkin spice Beer.

Remember it all you want, but you won’t be able to actually watch it on any date in November.

... you say that as if it’s a bad thing...

Blind bake always. I make a lot of pies and I never use a top crust. For fruit pies I use a streusel or crumb topping instead. It’s a way to add extra texture and flavors. Whereas a top crust is just...pie dough.

And the only reason Lorca has a Tribble is...