My favourite scene of Mr Lahey’s is i think it’s a season from a few years back and he walks blindly backwards towards his car, not taking his mouth off a whiskey bottle, getting in the car and peeling out, never stopping for air while finishing it off.

(pours one out)

Don’t give the fucker the easy way out and endless appeals to showcase himself.

I mean when the closest event to Brooklyn, which is in New York City, is in the butthole of New Jersey it’s pretty bad.

As a soup lover (seriously I could live off the stuff and eat nothing else) I would eat all of these.

Also I have since printed this article, placed it in a slurpee cup and filled it with hot water. I call it “A game about deciding what is and is not soup soup”

Cancelled and NBC takes a hit with a contract buy out. They have literally tried everything to get their money out of her contract rather than just take the hit while they hire someone else. She’s such a nightmare and is the reason Tamron left. That makes me so sad. They lost Tamron to hire Kelly’s racist ass. SO MUCH…

“Cancelled by Thanksgiving” is the new title idea that’s been getting the highest focus group scores. 

I gotta drop this again #neverforget

Good. Working at Fox News SHOULD affect your career.

Missing from headline:

Bleagh. Maybe be more open with your kids about sex? Show them it’s not something to be ashamed of or something that needs to be hushed about in the corners of the house, away from dad. My dad talked to me about sex when I was 14.l and it made me a better person for it. He bought my tampons, drew me a bath when I had…

My wife is Buddhist and while I appreciate a lot of the precepts of Buddhism, it is depressing how she internalizes blame for someone doing something awful to her. “Well, I must have done something equally awful them in a previous life.” No sometimes people are just shitty and it’s okay to be mad at them for it.

FUCKING KINJA!!!!!!!!

And after thousands of people are dead and the killing tapers off, we’ll all read long-form pieces in The New Yorker about this, Netflix will produce a documentary on it, and a movie about it will win an oscar and everyone will say “Never again...”

I have to admit, actual Drunken Boxing Jar Jar would have been appreciated.

I think there is something to it. Jar jar fighting in textbook drunken master style, the actor who played him almost completely admitted it. It's not a stupid theory, it holds water

I agree- they're making new, better Star Wars movies right now. Getting mad about Jar Jar in 2017 is like still being mad that George Lazenby was a bad James Bond- it doesn't matter anymore.

The AV Club, etc.

no…that's impossible!

Judging by Trump's nearly preternatural ability to appoint the absolute worst people to their positions, he'd probably make him the next press secretary.