I’m fairly sure that Ed Sheeran is just a wadded up loaf of generic store brand white bread that someone rubbed in a pile of red hair at a Supercuts and taught to play guitar. 

Can we all just agree to cancel Ed Sheeran altogether?

A ranger, Hanna Jóhannsdóttir, told AP that “Food from people’s home country is the most common bribery” he receives from passerby desperate to access Fjadrárgljúfur canyon.

I’m sure that is an added bonus but this project has been in the works since the beginning of the year.

It really shouldn't be. Imagine if Malia Obama or Chelsea Clinton had done something like that?

Awfully well-dressed for a street urchin...

It’s an interesting distinction you bring up. Sounds like the event you describe really stuck with you and was a one-time occurrence. Did you use the frog’s body to behave aggressively towards or publically intimidate others?

I, for one, welcome of strick wielding baby-overlord.

You not only don’t know what birds of prey are, you also don’t know what funny is.

You may want to brush up on what a “bird of prey” is.  Spoiler: not a pigeon.

Hi, I have a doctorate in psychology. This child’s behavior maps onto multiple diagnostic criteria for conduct disorder. Of course, a diagnosis can’t be made based off this video clip but it is very concerning. Publicly treating animals in this fashion is abnormal and Deadspin made a mistake by publishing it.

That first picture with the stick is almost audible.  You can hear him going “aaaaaaaa” and his little shoes going “clunk clunk clunk”.

“HAW HAW HAW LOOKIT HIM GIT THAT THEM THERE BIRD THAT’S SOME FUNNY STUFF!!!”

Yeah, the casual animal cruelty is the first thing that stands out, but having anything hurled at you by a stranger in public is unacceptable.

So a day that started with “Here’s the knockout in beautiful slow motion” finishes with some good old-fashioned animal abuse.

Filed to Whimsy? Anyway, the kid in about forty years:

I don’t understand the tone of this post.  What this kid is doing is fucked up and antisocial on multiple levels.

Fuck this animal cruelty for shits and giggles, and fuck whoever replies telling me they’re just pigeons.

When did you go? Because the times I’ve seen it, (three times) I saw someone who was having a great time, laughing, talking to the audience, and didn’t look at all like a circus animal who is being made to perform.

It’s popular because exceedingly basic people can see themselves reflected in its crystal clear blandness.