I’ve never encountered a ‘surpise me’ who didn’t also turn out to be a ten to fifteen percent tipper, so you’ll forgive my disdain for the breed.

I heartily disagree with your points about Old Fashioneds and “surprise me’s.” Old Fashioneds are a delicious alternative to whiskey (I adore bourbon and always have whiskey at home, but I don’t make cocktails). And I have had my mind opened by bartenders who want to try out something adventurous - I would not have…

The problem in this story is the Aperol. Campari and prosecco will take you to the land of glamourous early 1960's Italian movies stars on the beach in Eleuthera.

She had a whopping seven credits by 1995. Not exactly a big name, established actor.

I’ll have you know that at the time of my internship, I was already the author of an EXTREMELY famous Blogspot account (6 followers! Not one was my mom!) so, you know. It’s the same.

Jessica Chastain becoming one of the best internet presences of 2019 is not a twist I saw coming

It was three years ago, but I agree, it must have been something that was talked about by her team.  They had to have known about it. I think it was a different enough interpretation that it’s fun to compare the two. I don’t think it was a misstep.  

This is so, so brave of him. To talk about it as a man, and as a black man, no less.

I hate reading articles about her here because of how many commenters think the extent of her conservatorship is sinister, like she’s in some Frances Farmers situation. As someone with a mentally ill family member (stable now, thank god) who has NO money, I shudder to think of how grave the situation would be if tens…

Well and also at the core of it her father is sick, and she’s so distressed she had to go to a center to recover. It seems like her father stepping in has given her peace of mind and has allowed her to work, perform, and sing which I think are probably her passions. I mean I don’t know her life. She grew up a child…

I’m glad he’s talking about it, and I’m glad he’s open about getting professional help.

It’s so gross. She has serious issues, motherfuckers. So serious we all watched her meltdown in public, so imagine the shit that’s gone on in private.

Those asshole gossip witches who did the podcast that publicized the Britney conspiracy bullshit and gave credence to it based on their credibility as writers need to take an indefinite hiatus from said podcast and apologize publicly to Britney now that the truth has come to light.

All this stuff about Britney reminds me she could be a modern day version of Judy Garland.

The part where he says this. “I’m fucking miserable, and to take it out on you, is...” He says it was an accident but then admits he did it on purpose.

He just finished jacking off onto her photo

When the journalist asked him who they were intended for, he responded “I would rather not say.”

Unless you’re a female who contradicts him. He’s gone to public meetings and when women speak he sneers as he writes down what they say. He never gets it right. His reporting is suspect because of it.

He’s replaceable. Think of the dozens of talented female journalists whose careers he’s sabotaged through his harassment. Don’t even spend one second mourning the “loss” of this piece of garbage. It just minimizes the suffering of the victims. 

Brace yourselves for all the male tears that will be imminently flooding the comments section.