I love this SO much!

Why can’t i stop laughing at this?! Thank you!

How much did he make off this ‘surrender’??? He SOLD his stake, i’m sure at a healthy profit. Ugh.

Although *that* is also totally a thing (white) people do without asking!

Oh God, what’s the minimum age for a cocktail waitress???

Ivana was married to him for 15 years, Melania has one more year to go to match that.

Back in the ‘90's i was working in the mail order department of a coffee company and fielded a call from one of John’s aunts by marriage. When she gave me her name she quickly followed with a detailed explanation of the relationship and ended that part of the conversation with, “my husband says that boy has ALWAYS…

OMG, thank you! With “...an eye for an eye in the nethers” i am sitting at my desk crying with laughter.

Same (‘71) but mine was some creep in study hall who my friends and i were 99% sure was offering us baking soda or some shit.

*Does not apply to A2, aka The Peoples’ Republic of Ann Arbor.  Amen.

Machine Gun Kelly is 28 years old so he might not have a ton of experience with this kind of situation. I would also note that he didn’t call Pete or his mental health issues weird, he said it was a weird time for their group of friends...

Manhattan Murder Mystery? Ugh, what am i forgetting?

Thank you! Yes! This is exactly what i came here for! WHYYYYY do people not see what a total dickweasel he is (all apologies to dickweasels)??!?

Donnie half-a-scoop? Is that you, junior??

Don’t forget your workout routine, your hobby, your volunteer cause...

Eff that forever and ever, the Amish are horrible animal abusers and not nice people.

Thank you!

Not how diabetes works, but thanks for reinforcing that misperception :(

Risking innocent lives to make it easy for the feds? Fuck. That.