confrontingtheseassholes
Confrontingtheseassholes
confrontingtheseassholes

Gah.

God yes!

Brine is not vinegar and you are so very wrong. I’m not saying salt-packed don’t have their place but rather that both are glorious and delicious food of the Gods, thankyouverymuch.

47 and married and still getting it here. I’ve taken to responding *very* quickly with a huge smile, “Oh GOD, NO!” :D

I love you.

You are an idiot.

Couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a fucking boat.

OMG, wrong, SO wrong. Fear of HPV was the only thing keeping the pants on my sixteen year old self. /s

If it isn’t *your* five year old why the fuck do you care???

Wrong, wrong, so very very wrong!

Cosign to infinity, Prachi!

The trailer did what now?! Aiiiiii! Have you seen any of the previous versions?

Seriously. Tim Kane, the Sarah Palin of Spiro Agnews.

Does this explain wtf was wrong with his eyes the other day???!?

Canada can have him!

Yessss! My money is firmly on Emily!

Where did you see that detail about her asking his family to leave? I’ve missed that in the reporting i’ve read. TIA!

Seriously, this is the shittiest Jezebel nonsense i’ve ever read. Congrats?

Sat here thinking ‘who??’ for at least 30 seconds before clicking.

I will never forget the *really* hot, well-dressed Irish dude pissing on the wall next to the ATM i was using years ago in Dublin. Well, hot up until he whipped it out and started peeing...