“I’m not being arrogant, I hope, about this. I don’t say it like, ‘I’m too groovy.’ I’m stupid.”

Can’t blame Michael Keaton.

That might sound discouraging for some modern superhero movie fans, but it needn’t be. First of all, this is not information Keaton needed when he played the Vulture in Spider-Man: Homecoming, and somehow made one of Spidey’s more ludicrous foes genuinely compelling. He certainly didn’t need to know much about…

People have been thinking about it for far longer than that…

Not someone, a woman he put effort into pursuing. I did not remember the film by it’s itle, but when I went to look it up, I was like oh yeah that was a really gripping movie. The kind of movie that you stay up way too late to finish on a Sunday. You know that he probably found it hot and went home and rubbed one out.…

“disruptive, juvenile behavior and inappropriate comments,”

In all fairness, I run in to people who have bought gear/software that was ‘unhackable’, ‘bullet-proof’, ‘totally secure’ who are absolutely WOUNDED when I explain to them that there is no such critter. It is like the proverbial perpetual motion machine: it does not exist.

Is that 3 out of 5 characters who are “aspiring” to be something at 35?

“I can’t believe the fortitude of the parents”

Well, two out of three ain’t bad.

I’d want several alternate sources other than QT on who or who isn’t a piece of work...

Hmmm... it’s almost like QT is an incredible douchebag and narcissistic garbage person...

When I was a kid, I vowed to eat all the candy ever made and be the president of the world and to live in a house made of trampolines. 

Yeah, well. That’s an immature fucking dick move, isn’t it?

Hallo Mr Torchinsky, why you say about my product? much designed to reducing the fuel and much save money on environment. Not everyone much can afford great Changli, even we all want one really bad a one! I decide to reduce fuel consumption very much! Thanks for my website, even you say things I know you enjoy about…

If I was on ISS, I would want that Russian turd disconnected.  The thrusters fired “for no clear reason”?  I’m sure there’s no way hackers or anyone else got into the systems....

Lillian, you ok sweetie?

Hayley Atwell please and thank you.

A quick reminder that these things have more or less always been ridiculous: