I have no suggestion for your quandary, but it’s easy to overestimate how much kids can handle. Been there!

I get annoyed by recliners, but this is the only valid solution.

Really? All I hear is “coronavirus”.

I’ve ordered from them a few times and I’ll just say ... try something unusual. The variety is astonishing. I don’t worry about the price any more because they sell things you won’t find anywhere else. Buying beans at a grocery is a crapshoot because you don’t know how old they are.

I remember needing to check the levels in the battery too, on a variety of 70's cars. I don’t remember when I stopped; possibly I simply forgot to check my batteries and only remembered just now decades later.

Cornstarch can lose its thickening if it’s cooked too long, and that’s a lot of liquid to heat up. But that’s just a shot in the dark.

Houston is East Texas, Dallas is North Texas. People in Texas like to point that out.

It does have a very soft cheese in it, but it’s very mild tasting. Like a cream cheese. Seek it out 😄

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids.

Does the tiramisu Oreo count?

More stupid people than smart ones.

But isn’t the common factor here “dealing with people”? If you look suspicious to the agent then you’re going to get pulled out of the line no matter where you are.

“The industry” is booming right now and nobody is going to recycle a ketchup packet with 2 grams of junk left inside. Packets are spreading rapidly through the generally destitute people of the world as a way to buy a single serving of toothpaste, or laundry detergent. Cheap natural gas means cheap plastic. 

It’s not rocket science, you don’t need Harvard to test a chicken sandwich.

Great minds think alike.

It took me almost 40 years to finally understand that, really, Turkish Delight is kind of awful. Par for the course for Edmund, that little snitch.

Ashley, you stepped on the punchline with “Big Gird” near the end of the story. Big Bird?

I haven’t followed Eastwood’s career since Grand Prix, but this movie looks like cheap conservative propaganda. I predict that every single liberal will turn out to be a mustache-twirling villain. Disappointing.

There are (now) Microplanes with different sized openings, but that’s definitely just a grater.

Another bad topic: “So, how are you feeling?”