Agreed. I don’t see any trace of critical thinking here and that’s the worst part. These people are deeply stupid.

k boomer.

I used to love those Cadbury Turkish Delight bars as a kid, but they’re definitely Pepsi.

Shortening has a place in the modern kitchen. It makes a better pie crust than butter, and can even be added to buttercreams so they don’t melt at warm temps.

It’s milk treated to remove some of the water, brought to you by the Coca-Cola Company.

Born in 1959. I have officially defected from the baby boomers. Woodstock wasn’t really much of a thing for me.

You obviously don’t know a lot of seniors. Most seniors don’t have their housing paid for, and “supplemental income”? Above Social Security, is that what you mean?

Well, it is their product.

People who aren’t you.

Ugh, another “superior gender” comment. Might as well have written “but I take it all back because they’re so beautiful”.

Trump is sneakily changing the conversation to “less expensive and safer” cars because if you build a big, heavy car it’s going to be both cheap and safe (for the occupant).

Yeah, but “stay in your own lane” is an idiot statement that deserves to be mocked.

I wish I could disagree. As a 59-year-old who works in the space program I can tell I’m not what I was 10 years ago. Of course, I wasn’t surrounded by insecure children then.

Yeah, my take has always been that Starbucks tastes the way it does because the espresso is just a flavoring.

Check out the fat content of commercial sauces. I don’t think this is so out of line.

Paging maple syrup ...

So does it matter that they broke this new story? Or does our collective moral judgement of them outweigh that fact?

*whoosh*

You’ve hit the nail on the head. The only way to do this right is to get people who understand nutrition and coincidentally give a shit about the kids. That only happens at the lowest level of bureaucracies.