I like the way it looks, but I’m not spending $26 on something my kid will lose at least four times a year.

I like the way it looks, but I’m not spending $26 on something my kid will lose at least four times a year.

I’m not so sure that the US is exporting it; I think similar circumstances in the US and Europe are bringing out similar responses.

You really have a hard-on for boomers today.

It’s hardly “one step forward, one step back” like the article says. More like, “six steps forward, one sideways”.

Wrong Kennedy.

Why was Chloe there and why does she look happier?

Hint: nobody outside her circle of friends calls them “Garcettivilles”. Still, everyone should write a manifesto once, so good for her.

It’s a stupid objection, sure, but half of all the tweets you use only have ONE LIKE. It’s not a tempest in a teapot, it’s more like the gentle stirring in a bone china cup that accidentally drips over the edge.

To be fair, the first option was to lock him in the back of their horse but the handle didn’t work.

Truth? I can’t handle the truth!

I have this one too. Muscle memory mostly, but if something is stuck I get confused and try both directions just in case. Where’s the right-hand rule when you need it?

I still have the lurking feeling that if I say exactly the right thing, in exactly the right way, that I might be able to affect someone positively through social media. How have I not learned this lesson? There wasn’t an internet when I grew up so I blame my parents.

Employees are just as high as the people who eat those tacos.

Small hands!

Trump hates to be upstaged. If anyone is going to start a chant it will be his paid operatives and nobody else.

Yes, I think that’s me. I can always go buy another appliance. How much does a manual Honda Fit go for these days?

Yes, I think that’s me. I can always go buy another appliance. How much does a manual Honda Fit go for these days?

Trump doesn't operate by the usual rules. He debated the Republicans and lost, then won. He debated Hillary and lost, then won. Debating Trump assumes that people care if he lies, which obviously they don't.

I thought the New York centrism was hard to follow ... Virginia is impossible!

I came* for this. If anyone is hot it’s Tulsi.

LOL. Sanders supporters are still unclear on the whole “winning primaries” thing.