Life is too short for me to spend time practicing how to wash my car right.

Life is too short for me to spend time practicing how to wash my car right.

Thank you, that’s priceless.

Unfortunately, lynching was popular long before Trump was born, so we can’t blame him for everything.

Income gets taxed, not wealth. Otherwise there would be nothing left after a few years.

Steven Tyler, the human Baseball Glove?

The flip side of this is, if your car windows suddenly fog up in winter, just turn on the A/C for a few minutes.

Sorry, Libby already set the parameters for this discussion:

There are two kinds of people — those who were subjected to White Castle, Krystal or their ilk as children and have accepted the existence of “sliders” in the same way kids today accept a frozen, circular PB&J sandwich. Then there are others who wonder WTF people are doing eating a bun with a small portion of steamed…

And HEB.

I sometimes get notices for comments that are literally years old. Stupid free-associating website!

Um ... hook ‘em?

You forgot to give us the address and their Yelp page.

self-respecting donut lover?

Yeah, my response to “Who knew?” was “Well, I did, why didn’t you?”

The guns are all inside.

I think the internet has finally disproved the idea that people will do the right thing if given the information, so your conscience should be clear on that point. Nobody should be surprised that alcohol abuse causes problems and kills people; the issue is that most people don’t think “and that could be me”.

The funniest part of these comments is the complaint about how unrealistically newspapers are depicted, instead of pointing out that reporters rarely turn into giant humanoid turtles.

The issue isn’t so much that “people ... don’t want to accept that this happens” but that lots of people know it happens and have experienced it first hand. Kent’s comment is massively tone deaf.

I’m sure the delivery people are absolutely pleasant to you. You pay their tip.