Aaaaand ... this is a very New York opinion (by your own definition).

I’m totally with you on that. I’m not working unless I get paid. I didn’t mean to imply that people should sit on their cardboard box outside the front door and make up a transition plan.

I think all of these dogs could be improved with a healthy splotch of ketchup. Preferably ice cold, straight from the fridge.

It’s not extra work, presumably you get paid for doing it like anything else in the workday. At my organization there’s a lot of freedom to work independently and the transition details would be critical. It’s simply professional behavior.

Ask the Salty Waitress!

The messiness and the open flame are the entire point. S’mores are 95% entertainment.

Soon to be a movie starring Keanu Reeves as everyone.

Wow, that’s awesomely terrible. Thanks for sharing it.

That they were even compared is unimaginable. Someone obviously spent some time data mining on IMDB without any concept of what they were doing.

You again?

This was a much more heinous retcon than Raiders.

we want some meat

I just checked this and what I saw was ... unusually large hands. I think we’ve solved a piece of Donald’s puzzle.

Sugar does not cause diabetes.

Even Twitter?

Sorry, the greatest of these is the strong nuclear force. Love is in fifth place.

So how would this work, precisely?

OK, different “lol” has been earned.

For me, I would have to say the New Testament. The Old Testament is one thing: there’s excitement and action galore, full frontal nudity, totally awesome world-building, people fighting wars and selling their daughters, and character arcs. The New Testament starts off OK, kind of a calming “back to the Shire” coda,…

I think it gets mentioned because the gap is so. wide. between it and the original films. I had forgotten about it until just now. It’s like the direct-to-video Godfather.