Here’s another one I just found on Getty when I was looking for a header image to this post. 

I got a kick out of the $90,000 bribe to get into Texas on the tennis team. I mean, I have two degrees from UT, but really? Can’t you aim a little higher?

‘Is he crazy, or is that just the way he acts?’

The guy just needs to man up and admit he’s a dad now and not a race car driver. You’re not supposed to be having fun cornering with a baby seat in the back. You won’t be carrying the kids 24/7 so borrow the old Mustang and drive like a teenager in that. By yourself.

Best response, hands down.

I think we can count on time travel shenanigans. The Star City dystopia would represent a complete failure on GA’s part and I expect it to be timelined away.

Everybody knows cats love to catch lizards, this should be no surprise.

I thought it was simply two tomatoes, not two cans.

Edgy!

Automatically ignored because of “spawn”. And your ridiculous “exclusionary” argument.

Texas A&M product. Male pattern baldness.

Frantically stanning for LeBron, still, while putting down all the other Lakers.

The sculpture ... depicts an ubume, which is a type of Japanese yokai

Hopefully both of you will tell us.

You’re not wrong.

I’m sure that rats and squirrels were also once among the most common sources of protein in the United States, but that was when we were starving. 

On the dash? Isn’t that what the passenger seat is for?

They did use the pronoun “one” correctly though, so extra credit is awarded.

As far as we know ...

This seems like a lot of work to make something that toddlers will stare at mindlessly for half an hour.