Finally, Dusan Makavejev’s seminal works The Coca-Cola Kid and Sweet Movie are proven to share the same cinematic universe!

I’d hoped you would respond, “Yes, this thing that I have said, it is mine, what it is, and the thing that it is, is my theory, and the thing which it is, is mine.” 😢

Seems familiar.

Is that your theory?

Wow, you are well and truly not retired. Bravo!

I’m appalled that this is in the PIZZA and DELIVERY categories. Isn’t there a separate FLORIDA category? Please?

Whatever she did broke her face. She seems to have a permanent sneer now and that’s a shame. I didn’t even realize she had turned 50.

I know this is a popular opinion, but you’re painting with a brush at least as wide as the one you’re condemning. Many people keep expanding their “worldview” as they get older because they’ve encountered something called “life”, a thing that doesn’t care about your opinions and knocks you down to size over the years.…

Also, which Batman? I’d be OK with getting kicked in the face by Adam West Batman, or possibly even George Clooney or Michael Keaton Batman. Not so much Christian Bale Batman.

I’ll see it on TNT.

A massively mediocre movie?

Actually, all the complainers are missing the point. I had no idea there were so many petty, self-centered people here. You all must be a pure joy to live around.

coats any time it drops below 70°

Yeah, this was much better on The Root.

Thank god for the anonymity of the internet. They were the first band I ever saw in concert. After all this time, I’m still trying to remember why. There are some mistakes you can never live down.

I worked for a summer at an office where the common coffee pot was always salted. The instructions were posted right by the pot. The coffee was probably Maxwell House or some other bulk product. I can’t say that it made it any better or worse -- in those days, coffee was coffee. Pretty impossible to improve on, and it…

“Not drinking to excess”??? I concur that he didn’t drink enough to die from, but that’s a pretty heavy load.

Isn’t there a local New York free rag where this could have been printed? Is Splinter all about local news now?

Sorry, I somehow got sucked into this dead topic. Kill Kinja!

But then what does this mean? In her own words: