I need to know a lot more about this ... will Bruce Willis be de-aged with CGI or do we get to suspend disbelief by casting him as a 30-year-old? 

Sounds like it was too warm, not too cold.

Put the butter in a bowl of cold tap water. You can even unwrap it if you like. After 10 minutes or so it will be at the right temperature ... and after 40 minutes it will still be at the right temperature. Barely soft.

Give the kids a chance ... they’re just looking for a candidate with a good record on every single issue, along with a documented history of always having had those opinions.

Exactly. Why would you toss a coin so the result is random when you could make it come out the way you want?

Why did you post this? Now I want to go home and cook.

Indeed. I think Kate needs a classier set of friends. Stollen may be in the “fruitcake” family but is ten times better.

Although I’d never call that a danish (double response), it looks a lot like the pastries sold in Solvang (Southern California’s “Danish” hideaway). And those are fantastic. I’ll be trying them this year.

Yes. I think the “bed of nails” people rarely ask a car to drive over them.

This season is a bit of a hodgepodge. I mean, it’s not been as funny as the last 2.

Shit, I messed up when I faked it! I couldn’t decide between crowbar and lawnmower and I was moving too fast. What a maroon.

Counterpoint:

Whoa, succulent rights dude!

It’s possible ... but I meant when I lived in Manila. Tagalog was an optional language, but I stuck with French for the easy grade (which I had at a previous school outside London, but that’s a different story).

Informative? That’s not in the requirements.

I hold The View in as much favor as I hold Real Housewives of ... wait, what cities are my choices now? Maybe Jacksonville?

Also: I live in LA too, and I really regret taking French class instead of Tagalog that would have actually been useful!

It’s a fad.

This is a near-certainty, probably 7-12 years from now. The nostalgia would be at Phantom Menace levels.