People like you always feel that way! Blargh!

But he’d love to film it ...

Precisely.

It’s like Trump and “illegals”. Cruz only has to say “California” and people start to froth at the mouth.

Dyed hair? Tofu? Have you been to Dallas or the inside of an H-E-B, Ted???

Hopefully not.

Pluto should be happy to be King of the Dwarf Planets.

“a good deal”? Name four.

Every time I think I’m done thinking about Duchess Meghan’s extended family, they go and do something I can’t turn away from I see another headline about them.

You could make your life simpler by simply buying a block of Velveeta, cutting off a 4-oz / 100g chunk and eating it. That should put an end to it. I’m afraid this quest will scar you for life.

Apparently I misunderstood, it wasn’t clear to me from what you wrote.

The Camaro was initially popular because of its new styling and as Bumblebee in the first Transformers movie

I get where you are coming from, but I don’t think what you said is true. He went into a lot of detail describing how terrible the MiL is and he’s not urging “A” to make up with her. I read him as hoping that their kids could somehow still have a positive grandparent experience with her to enhance their lives. That…

My most memorable experience of this was visiting my wife’s grandmother in a nice assisted living place in Seattle. Their dinner dress code absolutely required a jacket. I didn’t mind wearing one, but putting on a jacket to be served cubes of jello in a tiny cup is something I don’t expect will happen again.

I wish you good luck. Finding a suitable disguise for Velveeta should win you a Nobel. I have heard that a small amount will help other cheeses keep their consistency when melted but citric acid is the secret there.

This is all I can come up with, but it leaves so many things unexplained. I don’t think they’re going to be able to pull everything to a close next week, and I’m going to be disappointed.

I can’t imagine why anyone attacked you, you seem like a reasonable person.

someone came in and sucked off Donald

Except the hatless dude over Trump’s right shoulder. His reactions during the speech were priceless! I'm sure Gizmodo will post about him later.

I’ve heard a lot of people mispronounce “anonymous” but nobody butchers it that badly.