I got one of these a few weeks ago, and it’s wonderful. My wife even uses it, and she’s prone to using steak knives to cut everything.

That’s not mac and cheese, that’s something a 9-year-old makes by mixing random things together.

Just search, you can probably find an acceptable substitute. Make sure to post the video here afterwards.

And it’s keeping the in the conversation by reporting about ... possibilities? That get the left stirred up? Seems to be working pretty well so far, based on the comments.

It’s a story about a story. Not actually about an event, mind you, but a news feature that isn’t reporting anything. From the source that brought you WMD in Iraq.

He’s the ultimate corporate director. He’s not going to mess up or cause a fuss over his “vision”. Not surprised he came in to fix “Solo”.

Peak B at his very best, and often much worse. He needs to work a little harder to be on this list.

Hush, you.

Wait, I’m trying hard ... there’s a gourd missing from the second picture, and somebody in the crowd has a cell phone. Do I win?

Sadly, it’s better this way than what you imagined.

Mx Kinja!, you got some McKinja problems. Go back to 1969.

the English language has evolved so that this word has changed or has aquired an additional meaning

She’s probably 47.

But how old are you?

small brain: everything on ESPN

Just hang out for a while, your Dick Award is on it’s way.

My wife has a Toyota hybrid, and I swear there is only one brake-gear-button combination that doesn’t cause the car to complain. Put on the parking brake after turning off the car? BEEP. Turn off the car (by mistake) before putting it into park? BEEP. I’m almost afraid to fart in the car in case it ejects me.

If you own one, you figure out how to check and how to lock. It’s not hard.

Good. Luck.

Or a blog here, more likely.