Better standing up to him than lying down for him. And she’s done both.

Trying very much too hard. Hot take: pimento cheese is an interesting regional junk food experiencing its 15 minutes of fame. It’s not intrinsically bad but it’s not an elevated form. Everything but the cheese comes out of a jar.

when hospital staff separated him from his people, a definite nod to the way that mental health facilities criminalize their patients.

Is this for Captain Marvel? I’m talking about the Avengers.

What an asshole. Spent his life on a toy instead of his family.

Plus, there are amazing services out there that will also read to your child and tuck them into bed!

Love to. I can get fresh durian easily enough in LA, though.

In unrelated news, the nationwide closing of 8000 Starbucks stores for “staff training” has been inexplicably delayed. Starbucks has stated that the training will be rescheduled once their cousin Kenny’s college roommate calls them back.

They just need to come up with a few hoppy weed strains and they can kill off craft beer forever.

I believe that’s actually Mean Mister Mustard, not Master Custard.

This was a massively successful prank by any measure. Nobody leaves a spiky, odiferous 20-pound basketball in a library by mistake. “Hey, I just came back from the library ... did I leave my durian somewhere?” I salute them.

Don’t forget the other Avenger, the one who has been elsewhere all this time.

I admit I sometimes rinse out the cap while the washer is filling; it’s not wasting water since it goes right int0 the washer as it would have anyway. At the same time I realize how ridiculous I’m being ... oh dear, there’s soap on my soap measuring cup!

Chicken breasts are another thing not to use. No fat, no connective tissue. If you are adding flavor later then steaming is great. So is boiling a pot of water, dropping in the breasts and turning off the heat for 30+ minutes.

So, you got an aggressive visit from a person with a “Middle Eastern voice” and now there’s a picture of a “Middle Eastern person” on top of this story? Do you see anything ironic in this at all?

OK, ya got me.

Angeleno chortles at “awesome SF Mexican food”.

Shit, more than a hundred, I hope. Rebecca Black’s Friday is worth about 40 Kinja comments.

I’m sorry we bought and broke your chocolate. Honestly. It’s so refreshing to remind people that Hershey’s chocolate is garbage. I still stock up on the real thing when I can, propelled on by memories of peak Cadbury’s, dispensed from boxy vending machines in chilly train stations when I was a child.

“Bring out your dead!” *clang*