But why does that mean we shouldn’t eat them? We uplifted them, they owe us.

Nothing liquid that goes in coffee needs to be stirred.

Not to mention the manufacturing and all the upstream ecological costs, the occasional cleaning of this gadget, and dumping it in a landfill when you’re tired of the fucking thing.

This is only hellish if, for some reason, you have decided to pay attention to what Kanye thinks about the world. Kanye recognizes the narcissist in Trump and loves him.

It’s a corporate move designed to deflect attention from Mr. West.

You would need literally thousands of Wasps to fill Scarlett Johansson’s boots.

I still remember the days when it looked like OKC was going to win every championship, forever. Then Harden is traded and GS arrives on the scene. Now they’re headed back to a perennial 7th-seed.

Do you think it was the overalls or the nine espressos that kept you safe? I think it was the caffeine. You probably just vibrated out of their grasp.

These are not copper pans. These are cheap pans with a copper colored ceramic coating on them. Please don’t try to foist crap on us. I’ve seen these very pans at CVS. They might as well have “As Seen On TV!” on the box.

These are not copper pans. These are cheap pans with a copper colored ceramic coating on them. Please don’t try to…

I’ve done this.

This is a stupid idea. If she’s giving him any advice at all, it will be her own opinion. She’s not going to clue him in on a secret loophole that allows domestic waterboarding or tell him where the extra launch key for the nukes is hidden.

People are exactly the same. Facebook and Twitter allow people to choose from a finite set of things and feel like individuals. See also: Donald J. Trump.

Weren’t they just Scientologists, though? That was my experience when I decided to take the “test” as if I were Adolf Hitler.

Thank you.

Aha, so he’s just a troll. Everyone skip to the next thread.

I hope you have been able to deal with the aftermath of that. Stay Strong, bro.

That’s cotton-pickin’ crazy.

Feeding them in a filthy environment is absolutely the best thing for them. Is there an epidemic of child disease from eating in shopping carts? Or from people using public restrooms, door handles, whatever?

Logical and worthy, but impossible. That’s like expecting a child to not do stupid things.

God, was Cayden James terrible! Like Harold Finch with a lobotomy.