It might have something to do with this amazing statement

I don’t dispute that, but don’t all good insults cross some kind of boundary? I mean, do you want to feel righteous afterwards, or do you want it to sting?

But would they feel the same if a black person called them that? In a hostile environment? Asking as the grandson of poor white sharecroppers.

Two words: tri tip. Really just a big steak that cooks in 20 minutes. Boo!

Screw French. I took years and years of it and never get a chance to use it. I had a chance to learn Tagalog in middle school (yes, we moved a bit) and that’s an opportunity I really regret passing on. I could use that all the time. The correct order is Spanish and Mandarin tied for first, because I could use them…

Geez, my daughter was that way for years. Save your worry for other stuff later, like finding a good pre-K or what to do about his pregnant girlfriend.

now played on soft rock stations meant for moms

It’s not the test, they determine it from the genital close-up pictures which are required for all Bachelor/ette contestants.

No, she’s just prepping her wardrobe for her upcoming Supreme Court nomination.

Is it OK that I’m still listening to it?

Don’t forget her Christmas album!

The proof of this is the Danish curler sweeping in front of the Japanese stone after the collision, just to help it get out of the circle. Awesome!

Univision vs. NBC smackdown!

no no no. Chicken fried steak is not made with braised beef. I can’t even imagine what kind of monstrosity that might be, but it probably has the word “Cincinnati” in it. Nice pic though.

I missed the news that George Lucas was given exclusive naming rights during the Disney deal. Figures he had to get some kind of cut.

Good times, bro, good times.

You tell me. How often does your apocalyptic scenario take place? Why don’t you worry about a real problem that kills real people by the thousands every day? Pick one, there are lots of them. This isn’t it.

I have made my peace with both these facts of life. No matter how I might still feel in my head, I limit any self-deception to women within 10 years of my own age. And I keep that in my head, too.

Oh yeah, that’s the solution. Deflect away!

No wonder Trump won if people are obsessed with such useless information.