And amazingly they still survived!

Give the guy a break, he looks British.

Dear people, microbes are everywhere. They’re in your hair, on your keyboard, inside the keyboard, in the air you breathe, on the towelettes you use to try to wipe microbes away. Oh, and you’re full of them. By the uncounted trillions. You might as well try to avoid contact with atoms.

I don’t have the capacity to feel bad for Kendrick Perkins.

He might go if the kicker is watching Magic dump IT on the street. Which would happen as soon as LeBron’s caller ID showed up.

That depends on how you view Perk.

Perk.

I’ve always been fascinated with how cultures absorbed the foods of the Americas. No potatoes for the Irish or Germans. No tomatoes for the Italians. And no chilis for Thai food. What does that say about our fascination with authenticity?

That’s the “American food” part of the recipe.

So, do you just randomly post this on every story then?

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Legion is the only interesting “superhero” show on right now. The others are occasionally fun diversions from reality but don’t have compelling story lines.

I wanted something more like this:

It’s still about 30% effective from what I’ve read (which probably doesn’t mean you get 1/3 of the flu). The major strain is different from the prediction but there is more than one going around.

New stovetop models are safer than the old style with the regulator on top. I love my pressure cooker but I wouldn’t use an old one.

And don’t overcook the ribs! There’s nothing worse than ribs that dissolve when you pick them up.

I’ve made pasta in the cooker. It wasn’t exactly al dente but it worked fine. Sauce cooks with the pasta and you release once it’s fine up to pressure. Overkill basically.

I have a stovetop pressure cooker, but not the old kind. It’s built like a battleship and the lid is never coming off by accident.

Ambassador to North Korea. Well, actually she’s apprenticing with them to refine her outreach skills.

Here comes the shitshow. Glad you enjoyed LA, though.