Just go for a cheap pack of wings for the broth. Chicken breasts taste like nothing, and bones are bones. But buttermilk, yes, always!

I salute you. This is the only true dressing. Although pecans are also recommended.

I saw that look too, and it’s a very strange expression on his face.

It would be nice to think so, but it’s just as likely to be somebody we thought was OK.

But what’s the alternative? I don’t spend all this money blocking ads just to hear someone complain. My mom’s 85 and I think sending her a helium-filled bag for Christmas might affect her will.

It’s like turning the entire world into Alabama!

Come now Hamilton, the honest truth is that it’s not the top 1% or 10%, it’s just the developed world. Like you said, on a global scale 70% of people have less than $10k. To them we all look rich.

I see a lot of complaints about nursing homes, but no solutions. It’s basically “put your parents down when their situation makes you too depressed”. Oh, and be sure to talk to them for a long time beforehand so they can get used to the idea.

There isn’t any information given about the bystanders’ gender. You can’t just assume that women act the same way as men do in this situation. Maybe they do, maybe not.

Right. Which is why nobody cares.

It was an unbelievably evil choice, and I applaud you for it.

I’m very sad that they didn’t take the episode into more obvious territory ... John Hughes movies. I would love for Eleven to show up in Sixteen Candles.

My guess is that he’s referring to the California NAACP, not your humorous article.

I hereby nominate this person for a MacArthur Genius Grant.

When you turn on your headlights, the light pushes your car backwards.

Paging Constantine ...

Without rancor, I would say this reminds me of many of the drawings that stoners doodled during class when I was in high school.

Thanks for the info, I’ll remember that.

Don’t bother. Castaneda’s books can be entertaining but they’re basically fiction.

So then, what’s the prevailing opinion of the “SHITTY MEDIA MEN” document? A spreadsheet compiled by an anonymous source which lumps all offenses together?