Does any In-N-Out have bacon? I think their strength is in simplicity of menu.

Exactly. It’s like when people ... er ...

I have a brand-name range extender (i.e., I don’t remember who makes it) and I feel very aware of this right now. I don’t know how I would begin to update it.

My bet is a guy with a string.

I think as I get older I care less about what’s “new”. For example, I remember hearing OK Computer (via Napster!) and not being too impressed. By the time I heard Hail to the Thief I got interested again. But I didn’t think about it, so now I’m wondering if I should try it out, despite the fact it’s eleventy-hundred…

You’re going to get the conversation anyway, so just roll with it. She’s doing you a favor by cleaning out junk.

Yep. Remember, it’s vitally important that only the coolest media surround your dying loved one.

What’s the point of a cat that you can’t talk to and have it react back to you? In cat language, I mean. That’s one of the best things about cats. If I spend $100 on a hairy animatronic pillow, I should at least be able to have sex with it.

As I approach my sixties, the thought of having one of those pets makes me weep.

People say the kindest things! I’m touched.

I never watched it before this season, because it got lost in the ocean of “things that people on the internet think are cool”, and there’s only so much time in my week. For whatever reason I started this season, and I really love it. I don’t look for much depth in television, so as far as “appreciating the show” goes…

True story: My wife was relaxing on the beach after a long and terrible day, and a seagull enriched her right. in. the. mouth.

Sounds like we’re agreed, then.

No wonder he missed the sign, it’s less than an inch wide. And so blurry.

Aha. Parenting is about how fast kids eat their meals, got it. I always got distracted by trying to raise a kid with a conscience and basic spelling abilities.

I know that you aren’t purposefully making a parallel between dirty, filthy vermin and artists, dancers and musicians.

Don’t get our hopes up, this has been a tough week.

Those incisors are a little odd-looking, don’t you think?

THANK YOU.

C’mon, I love cunts!