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Cone-of-Shame
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I always tell myself I’m finally going to beat that expansion for Fallout, or start over on Witcher, but every weekend I just end up playing hours and hours of Overwatch. Damn you, Blizzard, and your crack cocaine hero-based shooter!

Steve Bannon looks like President Whitmore if the aliens never came back.

Proud owner of a shelter dog who was rescued with the rest of his litter from a kill shelter days before he and his siblings were planned to be put down. The thought of such a wonderful dog and companion not being on this planet to brighten my life still makes my eyes water.  

Can somebody please provide me a gif of an anime show where one of the characters looks like they are having a brain aneurysm? Like with the little cross on the forehead and the tear drop coming out of their eye? That’s how I would like to express my emotions.

He was definitely right. I didn’t discover my athleticism until I was in my early twenties. When you are constantly growing you never learn to catch up to your body.

6'8" here. My high school basketball coach saw I was in the marching band and decided I wasn’t worth the trouble.

Face tattoo? Face tattoo.

Dude who do you buy your weed from?

Lol at the Leeroy who missed the cue and was left sitting there after everyone logged out.

Will totally admit that maybe I just haven’t been paying attention, but I have never heard of For Honor, and I get most of my gaming news from Kotaku. Have I just totally missed this, or has there been little to no coverage of it? It looks pretty neat.

He’s great at breaking up choke points, but no real reason to use him for a full match.

Fix Winston, now, plz. Feel like he’s the only character they never touch, and he’s so much fun to play, just really kind of useless except for certain moments. He’s good at breaking up defensive choke points still, but just buff his cannon and shield a smidge and he’ll be great.

Yeah, but he felt kind of bad about doing it. Complex characters, a true sign of a great video game.

I don’t know, that one guy from the Imperials that takes your name and leads you through the town when Alduin attacks seemed like a decent fellow.

They better not touch the Thalmor patrols I run into in the wild. I almost always play a “good” character in RPG’s, but those patrols are so fun to murder. The Thalmor are such dicks, I feel like it’s justified. I’m not racist against high elves, I swear, I have lots of high elf friends.

Pretty sure couch cushions was an episode of My Strange Addiction.

Modern Warfare 3. When it finally hit me that the prestige system is a SCAM

That game was definitely a one-and-done for me, but that “one” took forever, so I didn’t need to play it again.

I did it and it didn’t record my achievement. So mad.