That game is just one giant waste of time. It’s everything the Witcher and Elder Scrolls intentionally chose not to be wrapped into one game. So disappointing, too, because I’m a huge BioWare fan.

I remember the opening scene of Bioshock I was like “hmm...maybe this was a poor investment. Somehow I can’t force my video game character to leave the comfort of this bathysphere and face whatever the hell that was that was about to rip my face off.” But now, it’s my favorite part of the whole game, because it means…

As a lifelong Chiefs fan I certainly have a lot to be embarrassed about. But this may be the thing that makes me burn all my red and pretend that I think people are talking about soccer when they say football.

I respect that discovering a whole new side to your sexuality and identity is a pretty big thing, but relationships are about sacrifices. If she truly is bisexual, and truly loves him, then she shouldn’t feel the need to explore that part of her, because it isn’t a part of their relationship. If the calling is too…

If this isn’t open-world action a la Arkham games I will be sorely disappointed. I’d say chances of me being disappointed in this is like...80%.  

At a previous job I was the de facto IT guy at the office since nobody else knew anything about it, even though it wasn’t really my job. But people would come to me with their tech issues and one time a near retirement age lady came to me and said “my tablet stopped working and I swear I didn’t drop it.” So...you…

I switched to Zarya main in anticipation of this terrible injustice raining from above. Actually kind of liking the switch anyways.

One of these days an athlete is going to hit a stud and break his hand.

WANT JUNKRAT. And Tracer.

I will trade you all of my worthless Symmetra items for all of your super awesome Winston items.

Ciri is the best, but, you know, can’t really explore that because things would get weird.

You, my friend, have a long way to go in that game. I am quite jealous of you.

Lots and lots of Borderlands 2. When I get bored, some Overwatch and Battlefield 1. Maybe some Witcher 3 mixed in there.

I’m angry laughing at that medic. Nothing more frustrating than dying and seeing “nearby medic 6..5...4...3...2...3...4...5...6...”

So...how about that Borderlands 3 Gearbox?

This. Xbox Live party chat for the win.

My personal experience has been that, in general, the people who scream the loudest at player selections are usually the least team-oriented when the doors open to play. I admit I’m guilty of the occasional eye roll when someone picks hanzo or widowmaker at inopportune times, or symmetra on offense for escort the…

My friends and I joke that they should make an Underwatch, where it’s all the characters who weren’t good enough to make the Overwatch squad. And then make it more adult-themed, so you have characters with just absolutely terrible and stupid abilities. Like the Mystery Men of the Overwatch universe.

Am I the only one who thinks Half-Life wasn’t that great? I guess I recognize what it did for the genre, but I feel like other games were actually better than half life thanks to its influence than half life itself was as a game. I guess my point being is that I couldn’t care less if Half Life 3 ever comes out. Would…