Great troll job by the Chicago Tribune here:

Answer: No, they will not.

Bumgarner’s a shitty hitter who happens to have enough power to occasionally step into one. His average is pathetic, career slugging is sub-Luis Sojo, is a strikeout machine, and doesn’t draw walks. But by all means, let’s champion him as the reason to enjoy pitchers hitting.

National League is just jealous that they don’t get a fat guy to hit dongs for them. The DH is, has always been, and will always be, better than the pitcher batting.

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

Iron man. Iron Man

Get something with matthias quiet pro switches, then maybe add O-rings.

Corsair Strafe RGB with a custom D.Va key set I designed and printed through Max Keyboards. Created all the illustrations from scratch based on source files for D.Va’s character and even did some custom lettering based on the MEKA logo for the CTRL, ALT, and FN keys.

I type like how I feel. Like a superhero. #youtubegaming

Here you go:

at one point the younger one broke into tears and accused me of treating them like slaves (he’s six), which occasioned a short and stern conversation.

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

wtf

The boxy build of the joy-cons actually helps prevent hand cramps, for me. If you can comfortably hold the N3DS, there really is little difference. I’ve heard good things about the pro-controller for larger hands as well, but I’m just as comfortable with this.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I keep telling you, we’re not friends. Acquaintances at best. But yeah, let me know what you find out.

Is Pornhub.com OK?

“And speaking as a golfer, who goddamn really cares about how much golf these guys play?”

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

Just a sampling of how many times that out of shape shitgibbon bitched about Obama golfing.