If you cry about it, I may start to agree with you. See what I did there?
There is a difference between being emotional and crying over everything. I'm a teddy bear when woman cry, and cave to anything. She knew that and cried over everything. Eventually I got over her. Nuff said.

Having dated a girl who used tears to get her way, I can understand that feeling, however speaking with them about how they make you feel is the way to deal with it. Maybe ask why they are crying. Maybe, you know, care. I put my dog in a corner, not my lover.

That's a valid point. If the ending had been different, it would have worked. Very true, very true.

You realize that once you try it, you like it... Right? Everyone has actually READ green eggs and ham? Anyone?

"Sure are a lot of ugly people on your neighborhood. Oo! Look at that one!"

This is going to be awesome when it comes to Netflix in like 6 months.

Hello, my name is Sir Buzz Killington.

Typically the happiest employees in a company are those at the top and those at the entry level. When you are at the top you've already made it. You're making money, control things, and have a high self esteem. At entry level you don't have a huge amount of responsibility, make seemingly good money if it's your first…

I don't remember the last time I spit after eating a girl out. And let me tell you mucus is mucus, same stuff. Maybe more spread out over a longer time but nonetheless.

My dog is an adopted dog, abused in her former life. All she wants to do is last in your lap (or on you at this point) and get cuddles. We need to increase spaying and neutering in this country and else where, get the population lowered so these dogs don't end up on the street so much.

... wrong article? Or kinja failure?

Those are staple games. I don't own any console above ps2 but I've played all the big titles with friends. You can't call yourself a gamer without playing games. It's like me calling myself a baseball player for following baseball or playing wiffle ball. Not the same.

My dog lives at my parents house. Once in a while I stay over at my parents and play with my dog pretty much all day. For two to three days after I leave she will run into my bedroom looking for me on my bed. If you want to say dogs don't love their owners, you are crazy.

You promised a nyan cat. With rainbows. I want that.

I was prepared to be outraged, instead it was agreement. Go bra less. Don't commit crimes, sleep on the job, and disassociate yourself from a group of people.

To be fair, most gang bangs involving drugs are consensual, and what happens behind closed doors is no ones business. MDMA isn't that bad of a...

Still the best president we have had for a long time. Fun. Classy. Attractive. Fairly hip (okay, like a young "your dad" kind of hip).

I wrote a rap about the square root of 2 but it was irrational. I thought I wrote a rap about the square root of -4 but it was just my imagination.

Yeezus was awful. Just awful. He can go away now. Sadly he has so much notoriety that people still hear the greatness in the awful.

It would make logical sense that the richer you are the more willing to get freaky. You can afford good birth control, abortions, and have a better ability to choose a mate. Less money might take away one or all of those things.