Normally I'm all "don't stereotype", but in this case... You're probably right.

Why you don't include Linux as a viable Alternative is beyond me.

I'd say so far 219 times.

"why is she suing the state?"

The age of the first thongs. I remember those days well.

Those have to be some tight shorts or large penises. Neither of which are applicable here. The quickest way to get over this is uniforms. Done and done.

I thought that said Nixon DSLR.

You're using a phone aren't you? I feel your pain. Goddamn auto correct.

Van De Ley! Say Van De Ley!

Step 1: tell everyone you are not making a VR minecraft game. Step 2: make a VR minecraft game. Step 3: make even more money off a worn out old game.

This is going to sound crass, but eventually the environment will heal. I'm not saying this as a "we should stop trying to clean up oil spills", or " oil spills aren't a problem " but that time eventually heals all wounds. We should develop better technologies, rely less on oil, but that's not going to happen until we…

"My first thought at every science related thing? Try to discredit climate change. My second thought? Try to pin 9/11 on the government. Yes I took my medication this morning."
That's you. I'm waiting in the 9/11 conspiracy bit though. Don't keep me waiting crazy.

First off: Google maps is clunky and annoying on iPhones. Get a nexus. Second: I hope this either works well and public transportation gets helped, and that they make a lot of money or Google buys them and they make a lot lot of money. Run on sentence.

That movie was awful. Just awful.

I hear breitbart is serving orphan liver for dinner, go bug them.

How is an app on your phone complicated? Normal people don't have a problem, simple people on the other hand...

Worst headline ever. Misleading. Childish. And I'm trying to be nice.

Wow. Much edgy. Many balance.

No way! We can comment on the article you posted today instead of just the bottom half from ages ago? I'm liking this new kinja more and more.

Dr. Zaius went on to perform brain surgery on the father, exchanging the brain of a human with that of the gorilla.