That is some nasty looking stuff. The bush is a little much too, but Jesus who would buy underwear like that?

His last name is Haji. Read the article next time.

If it was you should be proud. Girl knows her stuff.

"1980's accountant"

I feel no sympathy for those who make high five figures at target. I feel much worse for the hourly employees. Cry me a river.

That was cold blooded.

Nothing says you're not worth it like buying you the wrong size clothing. Gift cards rock if you do not know what to get someone. I'm hard to buy for I guess.

That was funny. First honest laugh of the day. +1

It's an order of operations. Listening to this american life on a podcast is a thing with my gf and I. Its a post coitus thing. she's not here. This post reminded me of how much I wish she was here.

I could have watched that gif of him being hit in the face with a bottle over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over....

God Fucking dammit I miss my girlfriend. Thanks Jezebel. Thanks. Now all I want for Christmas is some sex, some pot, and some NPR. And I can't have any of it. Dammit.

They should post this to deadspin... Don't you think?
;-)

Monorail... Monorail... Monorail... Monorail....

Dear Santa,

I get my clothing made by children too. Most people probably do. I don't get what you are trying to get at. That's the world we live in, and we all like cheap clothing.

We should always be able to comment on sponsored posts.

Good to know.

Yes. Short answer to your long and loaded question.

I, for one, embrace our new Android overlords.

One day soon Minnesota will make it back to the super bowl, and when they do, rest assured. They will lose. It's customary, Minnesota nice right?