Didn't even read the first paragraph before thinking "abused or slut shamed childhood". Lo and behold...

Very old man. *above 35. Black shirts are much better under shirts.

Number one reason for white shirts to go unused. Humans sweat, sweat stains, stains look gross.

#MonarchyProblems

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Men like challenges.

I couldn't read all of it, I'm sorry. I wanted to but at some point the brain stops functioning.

Jumping into a pool before shaved legs and after is the weirdest thing. It feels like your sneaking into the water without ask that hair. I'm a guy who normally has lots o harry legs.

You dated him.

The womenz have discovered our secret to us buying rings: baked goods. It's true. It a woman came up to me with some cake it would be hard not to want to marry her, and quick.

One exception is the rabid dog, the person who kills because they enjoy killing, who tortures because they enjoy seeing pain. They need the death penalty for the safety of other inmates and guards.

Jesus that is disturbing. "She's asking for it" should only be said if she verbally asks for something. Fuck peeps sometimes. In real life very few people want to be treated badly.

It's an attempt to get Republicans to pass things in the Senate and Democrats to pass things in the house.

You go for everything you can get. So he doesn't get murder 2, the manslaughter charges are still on the table. How would going for a larger charge hurt the case?

Well they don't want Anything to happen without the help of a bunch of white guys with guns. Just think: some feminazi could start spewing lies and...

I don't have the ability to perform abortions. I'm not a doctor. But if I was I would say fuck this and keep performing abortions up until true second trimester. That's what needs to happen. Thanks Texas. It's the sixties again.

Rectum? Damn near killed'im!

I try to be darker toned. You always want what you don't have.

I'm going to buy some keystone tonight just to spite this article. Did you know every can of keystone has a dent in it? True story.

Cool story bro.