‘and then Kinja swallowed up our souls’

Hi, and welcome to the AV Club! Since this is your first time visiting, yes this is just a recap of a single SNL sketch. Dennis Perkins has been posting them every Sunday after a new SNL has run the night before since... oh since before Univision bought up Onion, Inc. and GMG, inexplicably merged them, and Kinja swallo…

Guyyyysss, who approved the Ouija board story?

It’s a good thing you have absolutely 100% objective proof of Jackson’s guilt and don't just know its true in your gut. 

Yeah! She should stop being outraged and just accept the sexism and racism of the old days when they couldn’t speak out! Remember when we didn’t have outrage from minorities and discriminated classes? Ah, those were the days. Now they want “equal rights”. Those complainers.

I’m pretty sure now that it’s Churro. Behold, the Churro sheep!

Because the media has created a false narrative around vaping. The media acts like every vaper is pushing huge clouds, when virtually nobody does that. Then morons like alf repeat the lies.

1. not an actual fact (see Kumicho and Officer Milk Carton’s posts)

My problem with Prime Video is their bad to inconsistent video quality.

Wish I knew what song that was.

It comes down to this
Your kiss, your fist
And your strain, it gets under my skin
Within, take in
The extent of my sin

also:

With all these superhero TV shows around, I’d love a decent quality Catwoman one. My idea is that Bats is missing from Gotham for some reason and the criminals are having a field day. Catwoman is still a thief, but reluctantly finds herself trying to stop the city going to total hell. (I’d have the Penguin as the main…

Or like a personal pen.

I am going to say Nine Inch Nails The Fragile. 

Start a rumor that there is a curse on anyone who steals the salt and pepper shakers. Fake a letter to the editor of the local newspaper claiming to be from an out of towner who wants help returning stolen shakers because things started going terribly wrong after they stole the shakers.

You couldn’t be more right. It’s called an affirmative defense:

“I was presented with an ID that appeared to be valid” is a defense against being charged with serving a minor.   And I’ve never heard of a sting where they present a really good looking fake - in my area, they send in police cadets who are underage and don’t have any ID.   They want to be able to go to the liquor…