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As anyone who played Risk as a kid in the ‘80s knows, Kamchatka is a great starting point for an invasion of North America. As anyone who bought liquor from the local Walgreens as a kid in the ‘80s because they didn’t card knows, Kamchatka is poison and will give you the worst hangover.

I think they're moving to Sunnydale. 

Wow, lotta hate for a guy for suggesting he wouldn’t mind an occasional show of appreciation for catching a potentially costly bug while accepting his McDonald’s-level hourly pay. Somehow several people managed to imagine he was asking to “be paid more,” “(to receive) a bonus,” “to get a promotion,” or astonishingly,…

Meanwhile Kinja will continue its inscrutible cross-site policy of rewarding obvious trolls while making decent people who want to contribute stay grey indefinitely.

This is why I don’t love things!

I think we need to re-brand the Republican party as the Dunning-Kruger Party.

What an utterly baffling episode. It’s almost like this show got cancelled and the producers clapoed their hands and said, “Mm’k, let’s get this shit over with.” And then proceeded to finish the series out in the most basic way possible while ignoring 90% of the built of mythos of the books and the last 7 seasons

Except that in practice it doesn’t play out in such an even split way between the sexes, and people tend to react based upon their personal experiences. So if your prior experience is that the majority of advice or unasked-for knowledge comes from men and more often than not in a condescending and/or patronizing tone,…

I kinda hope this is a lie because it’s really sad that a 33 year old hasn’t outgrown his edgelord phase. 

“I’m 33 and have never taken a sociology course of any sort”

Yay! Another “unreasonable Feminist” straw man argument!

As a dude I use the term mansplaining. It’s a great word to describe behavior I’ve seen all my life and have even participated in myself. Women didn’t invent mansplaining they just figured out a way to quickly explain it. You seem to misunderstand what mansplaining is though if you think women never listen to men or…

You managed to mansplain on the topic of mansplaining.

While my panther-like reflexes and speed would be well suited for Jeet Kune Do, I prefer to use steel blades while whipping myself into a wild battle frenzy so that I can more easily slaughter everything before me in a flurry of spinning blades and gore. Although, I did pierce a man’s skull last week with a 3D printed…

Bruce Lee was totally awesome.

‘Sentient’ is so often used to mean ‘sapient’ that the distinction may be lost, but when they are separated it means the ability to feel or perceive, which cats would easily achieve by most people’s standards.

He does that Venusian judo that Doctor Who uses.

I disagree 100%. She came for Silky this week for the exact same reason she defended Silky last week. If you’ve got the guts to talk to Ru about the other queens, or in this case, the other queens’ decision to choose Britney in the challenge, then you should have the guts to tell that queen to their face. Silky not…

Utter Nonsense is a better Cards Against Humanity because you get to say silly shit in REALLY racist accents. It makes you own the shitty person you know you are. I try to get people to play it (people who love CAH) and about a few rounds in everyone’s super uncomfortable and I just...just love seeing the expressions…