He also set the record for most iTunes songs downloaded.

We’re on the edge of our seats! Tell us more of your high school sports stories!

...GRIZZLY bear it??? Are you in a school right now??

I dunno, his name doesn’t inspire confidence in me that he’ll actually follow through....

This is Buster. He was about 24 hours away from being put down when I found him, and I’m pretty sure he knows it. He is ridiculously smart, energetic, funny, sweet and a huge fan of snuggling. I don’t think my mother loved me anywhere NEAR as much as he loves me, and I really don’t mean that a slight on my mother.

I hear that St. Louis tried the old “Do you want to discuss the hacking scandal, or watch Mark McGwire hit some dingers?” trick in the hopes of avoiding punishment.

No snark. Proud owner of a rescue lab mix. This is Chief. I know it sounds trite, but he knows he was rescued and he is the best goddamn dog I have ever known. Pure heart. Please, if you are considering getting an animal, go to a shelter near you.

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Yeah, by that measure we should have never let any Italians into the US after they strung up Mussolini. Violent overthrow of a dictator happens. You really gonna piss all over the oppressed people who did it, fucking savage though it may have been?

Sudden random bear attacks on schools.

O’Reilly is a pretty canny fucker, though. He knows that he’ll look better for pulling out his humanitarian Catholic “high road” card than doubling down on this dumpster fire ban.

I just love generic, grandiose statements that seem “insider” but are just some random guy shouting into the air that hopes something gets heard.

Sally is a Hero!!!

I got my fiance like “just google it hon-”

Starred for ‘entmoot’.

Call Trudeau! Tell him that you will help vote him out of office if he does not oppose—and speak out against—literally everything the Trump administration does or tries to do. Do the same for your representatives at the Entmoot or whatever Canada’s legislature is called. Make sure they understand that Canada’s people…

The worst flavor of ice cream is right. We must stay focused.

The phrase "hundreds of years old" is not an appositive clause. It is an adjectival phrase directly modifying seed, so should not be set off by commas. The only thing worse than commenting on grammar is commenting on grammar and being wrong about it.

So you don't consider Caeser's Legions, Big MT, The Serria Madre, The Lottery At Nipton, The Ultraluxx, and just about every other situation in New Vegas to not be strange? And that is just speaking to that game. Did you happen to miss the vault where they pretended to execute the Overseer which was pretty much its…

Commas and periods go a long way, dude.