Is he like Cajun or something? Or is that (speaking, not singing) accent totally affected?

I would love it if the ACLU just ONCE took up a conservative cause.

All this shows is that these judges either don’t know the laws they stand for, or they are just grand standing for modern politics

Those were our toughest names

The Superbowl

What a fucking scumbag. I need to take a shower after watching that

Honestly, I sincerely doubt he has a consistent, deeply-held belief about it one way or the other. He’s not a curious or thoughtful person. I’m sure his opinion changes depending on who he is speaking to - he just seems like that sort of guy. Total snake

I’m surprised their rebuttal tweet didn’t include a mention of SS guards killed when the Allies advanced on the camps.

love the user name

Ugh - the word “sniveling” was invented to describe Preibus.

Prohibition on an in-demand product = black market; always and everywhere

Just email your rep. They are still your rep, even if you can’t vote for them. Their websites usually just ask for address/zip when you use them to send an email - as long as you are emailing the rep for your zip, your email will be counted as a message from a constituent (i.e., one they actually pay attention to).

Interestingly, five is where they draw the line on their website (while four is implicitly within their recommendation):

Hey EPN, thanks for sharing a stage with this asshole during the campaign, giving him a chance to look presidential and further normalizing him!

Tried to read this headline in the meter of a limerick like two or three times before I realized I’m an idiot

“Died when, dressed as a peanut to lead a circus parade, a rogue elephant tried to shell him”

That’s great! I always wondered if it was spontaneous given bubushka’s visibly puzzled reaction.

I think you responded to the wrong comment.

No - amendments to the constitution are “in” the constitution. Do you have any source that argues amendments are not “in” the constitution? That would be plainly contrary to the text on its face:

habeas corpus for American citizens, one of the only two rights guaranteed in the Constitution