Man, think if you were George Clooney’s fifteenth best friend. That would suck.

According to the gifs, your site is under construction though. I gotta see how it all pans out before I invest.

NYT is saying comey left a paper trail of all the shit trump did or said in front of him so this really could be it but I wouldn’t get too excited.

Seriously fuck all of those people who pretended that Hillary was worse than Donald. Not only was she competent, she would have been a great president. The people who voted for this orange buffoon all deserve to suffer the consequences of their vote.

And the ‘egg’ was the problematic part of ‘racist egg’! 2 for 2 Twitter!

There’s no way the company will convince me that this was anything but a way for the company to get rid of the derogatory term “Twitter egg.” People will behave the same, absent better response to harassment, but it will be harder to come up with a label for those accounts (though I’m sure people still will find one).

I just assume it’s something closer to this than an actual haircut.

I’ll just black out what we’re not sure about

“Just fuck me up, fam.”

Its going to be pouring so much we’re going to get sick and tired of the pouring. We’re going to say ”Please Mr. President, no more pouring!”

The general public: “Holy shit, Penn State had some insane and insensitive thing to say after years of sexual assault being covered up by the adults in charge in a craven attempt to protect the athletics department.”

Yeah, it was the same thing with my kids’ daycare.

Fuck Baylor.

Trump only wishes he were in the triple comma club.

You might have a Napoleon Complex when you’re chanting about your rival every game, even when they aren’t playing KU. It doesn’t sound like the Jayhawks crying over this one - especially considering they went 2-0 versus the Wildcats this year -its the KSU prez who is acting like a butthurt cuck. But you stay classy,…

Today I learned Kansas State was a “world-class university”.

Overheard in Lawrence, “There’s a Kansas State?!?”

I agree. Now, truth be told, I only started watching it because my nephew plays the hippie father of TYP, but I was quickly drawn in by its amazing, surreal style. I have no idea what it all meant, or was supposed to make me feel, but it left me feeling better about the world in some small way.

I live in Illinois. I’ve been here my entire life. I understand the breakdown of the state and its politics.