Oh god, that fucking old rat with the glowing eyes was creepy as hell.

Or the amount of audible swallows!

I wouldn't have minded Larry Wilmore taking over for him, if he didn't get his own show.

I used to get McDoubles with Big Mac sauce and lettuce. It's basically a Big Mac with 2/3 of the wrong bun, for about half of the price. You can do worse things at McDonald's.

Maybe I'm just blue turtlin' here, but I once blew Jerry Ferrara.

I can't wait for the new ep of The Americans to air at DUSK

Why am I not surprised Mohd (a) got the first comment and (b) got it deleted.

Scorsese was awesome on Curb. Though he does have a conversation about balls in a plastic bag.

Gah for some reason I thought everyone was talking about Sliding Doors, which seemed… out of character.

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I just realized that the "movie summary" box doesn't credit the writer. Writers don't exist in film? Do movies just spring into being after an orgy between the actors and director?

The left cheek will be painted brown, and the right cheek will be unpainted but people will refer to it as "yellow" anyway.

I'm not saying it would have been a bad thing per se, but I didn't interpret that scene as being anallingus.

Are you saying that you've committed an error of some sort of size?

I can't wait for this stupid fucking meme to die.

And for what it's worth, The Simpsons never had a laugh track, that was one of Malcolm In's influences.

On the other hand, Scott + Andy Samberg + Todd singing the theme song to Hollywood Facts 10x in a row was hilarious.

This is the best thing ever:

PRAY FOR MOJO

I feel like this guy's name is supposed to be Branderson Sanderson.